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—Coffees consumed, Mondays survived, lunch breaks taken, emails sent

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~44,649

coffees consumed over a 40-year career
3 a day, every working day

2,088

Mondays survived
every single one of them

~10,440

lunch breaks taken
theoretically, at least

~83

office birthday cakes eaten
worth every calorie

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From their first day
to their last.
Here's what it adds up to.